Monday, March 12, 2007
Soft and sensual?
The Avon stuff has arrived in the world's most massive box. It's big enough for me to consider if I should take it home to use it to pack up some books in but all it contains is a few bottles of the Skin So Soft moisturiser that's mossie repellent in disguise.
And boy, what a disguise. Apparently Royal Marines wear this stuff in the tropics. But when they do, they must all smell like a big bunch of girls!
I'm never going to be able to get the boy to use this as an alternative to mossie repellent.
The bottle is pink. It smells like perfume. And it's called 'Soft and Sensual'.
I might as well ask him to don a wig, slip on a pink satin number and sing Judy Garland songs.
at 7:47 pm