My friend who got married is now safely trekking the Indian Himalayas (or should that be Himalaya?) and so probably won't see this for a while so I get away with publishing it.
Ladies, if you want to get a little Footballer's Wife-like on your honeymoon, here's the perfect thing. And if you happen to have been a Pink Lady in a former life, there's nothing better to make you feel at home
A "Hollywood Pink" bikini with diamante lettering on the back of your bum spelling out "Just Married".
As seen on Mrs Rooney and my friend C.
She secretly loves me for it. Honestly.