To give you a flavour of the kind of executive business problems we have to deal with here at Red Chilli, we had a customer report a problem to us this morning.
Turns out there is a monkey fried on a power cable just outside his room. The monkeys leap from tree to tree, and house to tree, but where there are no trees near the houses, they will run up and down the power cables.
This one obviously reached out for a juicy avocado whilst still on the cable, or simply didn't clear the building before stepping on to the cable. How do you sensitize vervets to the dangers of electrocution?
So now we have to figure out how to get the corpse down. It will mean turning the power off at some point and then someone has the grizzly task of removing the body.
This is when I'm glad we have a team of camp attendants who will no doubt see the task as a manly challenge, and I can stick to the VAT returns...